The Parselmouths

Kristina Horner (vocals)
Brittany Vahlberg / Elle Viane Sonnet — until 2008 (vocals, guitar)
Eia Waltzer — from 2008 (vocals, tap dancing)
Alex Day — from 2009 (vocals, guitar)
Seattle, Washington, United States


Sssss (album)

Released October 2006. Album art by Justin Schmauser.theparselmouths-sssss

  1. Hey Guys [intro]
  2. The Parselmouths Say Hello
  3. Being in Slytherin is Not Half Bad
  4. Eat Slugs
  5. Kicking House Elves
  6. Daddy’s Tattoo
  7. Life’s Unfair
  8. Two Classes
  9. Let’s Get Hagrid Fired
  10. What Kind of Name is Hermione?
  11. Shut Down SPEW
  12. When You’re a Parselmouth
  13. I’ve Been Dead for Fifty Years
  14. Hermione [acoustic]

Anything We Want [An Enchanted Christmas, December 2006]

Illegal Love Potion (EP)

Released 1 June 2007theparselmouths-illegallovepotion

  1. Illegal Love Potion
  2. It’s Not Half Bad [remix]
  3. Myrtle’s Always There
  4. Love Song for Professor Lupin
  5. In Which Green is the Best Color
  6. Quidditch is My Favorite Sport
  7. Prerequisites
  8. I Went with Draco the Yule Ball (Pansy’s Song)
  9. Where is Draco?
  10. Who Are These Boyz?
  11. Who is Blaise Zabini?
  12. Oh Dumbledore

Where is Draco? [Wizards and Muggles Rock for Social Justice: Vol. 1, 1 July 2007]
This Will Never Work [Kristina Horner, CatchloveWhere Do We Go From Here?, 17 July 2007]
Snape vs. Snape [Ministry of Magic, The Triwizard LP, 9 August 2007]
O Holey Night [Kristina Horner, Ministry of Magic, Jingle Spells: Leaky’s Rocking Christmas 2007, November 2007]
Voldy Baby [Jingle Spells: Leaky’s Rocking Christmas 2007, November 2007]

Broken Hearted Slytherins (limited edition sampler)

Released 8 January 2008theparselmouths-brokenheartedslytherins

  1. It’s Not Half Bad [remix]
  2. Myrtle’s Always There
  3. Love Song for Professor Lupin
  4. Quidditch is My Favorite Sport
  5. Prerequisites
  6. Who Are These Boyz?
  7. Who is Blaise Zabini?
  8. Oh Dumbledore

Pretty in Pink (and Green) (album)

Released 7 July 2008theparselmouths-prettyinpinkandgreen

  1. We Let a Gryffindor in the Band
  2. Freaking Ask Me to the Yule Ball
  3. Heartbreaker
  4. What Kind of Name is Hermione?
  5. Black Family Anthem
  6. We Belong Together [feat. Jason Munday of Ministry of Magic]
  7. My Obsession [feat. Mark Jennings of Ministry of Magic]
  8. Voldemort Fangirl
  9. This is Never Going to End
  10. The Parselmouths Fun Song

Goodbye Privet Drive [Kristina Horner, Ministry of Magic, Goodbye Privet Drive, 22 July 2008]
I Went with Draco to the Yule Ball
[Witches Wrock, 30 September 2008]
Illegal Love Potion [The Best of the 2007 Wizard Rock EP of the Month Club, 24 October 2008]
Who is Blaise Zabini? [The Best of the 2007 Wizard Rock EP of the Month Club, 24 October 2008]
Santa Don’t Judge Me [Jingle Spells 2, 10 December 2008]
Fair Fortune: A Wrock Opera [Kristina Horner, The Butterbeer Experience, Songs from Beedle the Bard, 20 February 2009]

Spattergroit (album)

Released 21 May 2009theparselmouths-spattergroit

  1. Spattergroit
  2. Being a Veela is Easy
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Please Harry
  5. I’m So Bored
  6. Luna’s Paintings
  7. Durmstrang Boy
  8. The In Between
  9. The Day I Met a Snake
  10. Ssss Sss Ssss

Lily [Kristina Horner, Ministry of Magic, Magic is Might, 10 December 2010]
Anything We Want [Back to The Burrow: A Wizard Rock Compilation, 16 December 2013]
Freaking Ask Me to the Yule Ball [LeakyCon 2011: Live at the Leaky Cauldron II, 17 August 2016]
This is Never Going to End [LeakyCon 2011: Live at the Leaky Cauldron II, 17 August 2016]

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