Petunia

‘Petunia’ is a song by Obliviate!

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5. Petunia
Obliviate!
Forgetting What I Remembered (15 March 2008, expanded edition 15 January 2021)

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Oh, Petunia
Oh

Oh, you would have loved to jinx that girl next door
Yeah, ’cause that’s what she’d been asking for
You would have loved to have your own magical story
But then your stupid sister got all the glory, oh

I know you think about what could have been
But then you’re reminded it could never happened

Oh, Petunia, why are you so bitter?
‘Cause you never got your Hogwarts letter
Like your sister
Like your sister
Oh, Petunia
Oh, Petunia

You probably would have ended up in Hufflepuff
‘Cause you’re not too smart and you’re not so tough, yeah
And there’s no way Slytherin wouldn’t have taken you
But you know, either way, it’s just not true

You think about what could have been
But then you’re reminded it never happened

Oh, Petunia, why are you so bitter?
‘Cause you never got your Hogwarts letter
Like your sister
Like your sister

Oh, Petunia, why are you so bitter?
Yeah, you never got your Hogwarts letter
Like her
Oh, Petunia