Draco and the Malfoys turn 10 (and release their Christmas songs for free)

Happy birthday, Draco and the Malfoys! The band, one of the oldest in wrock history, has turned ten this year. To celebrate the holiday season and this special anniversary, they’re releasing all their Christmas songs for FREE on Bandcamp! Snap up the six-track Christmas Collection while you can!


The Blibbering Humdingers May Play a Show Near You!

… if you ask nicely. And/or are in the area. Scott writes:

Want to book us for a show? We mostly travel around the mid Atlantic (200-300 mile radius around Raleigh, NC). The best way to entice us to play your convention is to cover our travel & lodging, and offer a merch table for the weekend. We also do private events and parties. Email Scott directly for rates and availability.

Visit their website for all the details!

Unveiling Your Wizard Rock Resource!


Hello there! Some of you may know of this site under the name Wizard Rock Lyrics. I am happy to announce that that site is gone forever (sorry about the broken links). However, in its place is the new and improved Your Wizard Rock Resource. It’s sleek! It’s shiny! It’s (hopefully) easier to update and navigate!

The site has regenerated, so to speak, if you will forgive me a Doctor Who reference on a Potterish website. It is unrecognisable in name and appearance only; much of the content is the same, barring the layout and some of the lyrics pages. These big changes have come about for a number of reasons:

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8tracks Mix – I’m sick of summer and this waiting around

  1. A Very Potter Musical Cast — Goin’ Back to Hogwarts
  2. Seven Potters — Seven Past Five from Stoatshead Hill
  3. Tonks and the Aurors — 1984-Welcome
  4. Malfoy Manor — New Recruits
  5. Stephanie and the Quaffles — Letters from No One
  6. Split Seven Ways — It’s Real for Us
  7. Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls — One Last Summer
  8. The House of Black — I Wanna Go to Durmstrang
  9. Lauren Fairweather — This is It
  10. Catchlove — We’re the Students at Hogwarts
  11. Gadding With Ghouls — Summer Wish
  12. Riddle™ — This is Goodbye

Featured Song (June 2015)

Besides having one of the best band names in wizard rock, Cathrin and Laura of Siriusly Hazza P have siriusly (sorry) good music — catchy and upbeat tunes, clever lyrics and hilarious voices that make you want to sing along. This song, the first and probably my favourite off their self-titled album, is a deliciously awesome piece about Hermione’s regrets after turning herself into half a cat. Go on, listen to it.

Why’d I do it? Why’d I spoil it?
Another plan, gone down the toilet
Now I am all covered in fur
Why’d I do it? Why’d I spoil it?
I’m never gonna leave this toilet
You’re never gonna hear this kitty purr

8tracks Mix – This Mix is Gay (and that’s OK!)

  1. The Whomping Willows — In Which Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out
  2. Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills — Dumbledore is Gay (and that’s OK!)
  3. Tonks and the Aurors — Honorary Marauder
  4. How Airplanes Fly — Know-It-All in Love
  5. Nagini — Grindelwald’s Song
  6. Tianna and the Cliffhangers — Chosen
  7. Swish and Flick — Love Me Luna
  8. Split Seven Ways — I Watch You Slip Away
  9. The Gryffindor Common Room Rejects — The Moon and Stars
  10. Gred and Forge — Brotherly Love
  11. Roonil Wazlib — My Mirror is My Best Friend
  12. The HMS Wolfstar — Give Me the Moon
  13. Tianna and the Cliffhangers — Dodged a Bullet
  14. KwikSpell — Ravenclaw Crush
  15. How Airplanes Fly — Wolfstar (Map of Your Heart)
  16. The First Task is Dragons — Oliver Would
  17. Split Seven Ways — Footnote
  18. The Buttermellows — Dearest, Delusional
  19. The Whomping Willows — From Ginny to Luna

8tracks Mix – Whatever Happens

  1. Riddle™ — Petunia
  2. The Butterbeer Experience — Lullaby
  3. Hawthorn & Holly — Knickerbocker Glory
  4. Siriusly Hazza P — The Mirror
  5. QuickSpell — Not My Son
  6. Ginny and the Weasleys — The Third Twin
  7. Ginny and the Heartbreakers — Don’t Run Away
  8. The Parselmouths — Black Family Anthem
  9. Roonil Wazlib — Mollywobbles
  10. Ginny and the Heartbreakers — George and Fred
  11. The Hermione Crookshanks Experience — So Long and Goodbye
  12. Seven Potters — Dudley
  13. Riddle™ — 16 Years Ago
  14. Split Seven Ways — Whatever Happens
  15. Erised Night — The Bells on Christmas Eve
  16. Percy and the Prefects — The Boggart Song
  17. The Honeyduke’s Cellar Gang — Fred
  18. Reflections of Lily — Song of the Doe
  19. Split Seven Ways — The Forest Again
  20. Seven Potters — Mrs. Weasley’s Song
  21. Draco and the Malfoys — VIII
  22. Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls — There By My Side (Together)
  23. Albus Severus and the Bent-Winged Snitches — Teddy Lupin, You’re a Dick

8tracks Mix – Not Safe for Wizards

  1. Swish and Flick — My Dad is Rich on a Boat
  2. The Moaning Myrtles — Prefects Are Hot
  3. The Pumpkin Pasties — Forbidden Secrets
  4. Gred and Forge — Brotherly Love
  5. The Parselmouths — Illegal Love Potion
  6. Swish and Flick — Like a Death Eater
  7. Split Seven Ways — The Trials and Tribulations of Being Blaise Zabini
  8. Room of whateva — Draco and Harry (the naughty version)
  9. Buckbeak’s Flight — Hogwarts Virgins
  10. Gred and Forge — Ginny Gets Around