Forbidden Secrets

  • Title: ‘Forbidden Secrets’
  • Band: The Pumpkin Pasties
  • Album: Magic With Them By My Side (2012)

People say you’re scared of me
People say we’re worst enemies
But they don’t know
No, they don’t know, oh

No one’s even sure if you even exist
Now, he is a legend, I am a myth
They don’t know, oh
No, they don’t know, oh

First time I saw him, gave me such a fright
Itsy bitsy spider, crawl down my drainpipe
He said, ‘Hey man, I don’t need no fight
It’s a big bad world; maybe we should unite’

And I was so lonely, here in the cold
It’s dark and it’s dank; I’m so very old
We got to talking; he’s such a great listener
He doesn’t mind that I’m so sinister

And then I was falling, I was falling fast
Like this was something of a different class
And I know he feels the same
When I took the lives, he took the blame

Oh, we’ve been keeping this going for half a century
Now I’ve got Mudbloods to kill and he’s got a family
But I can’t deny this feeling; I can’t describe
And I love those webs that you spin
Would you mind if I were to slither in?

Six months, six months to the day
He got sent far away
Oh, I had to get him out of harm’s way
And, after all, it was my fault anyway

He got settled there in the woods
And I’ve tried to visit as much as I could
He’d say, ‘My cold-blooded friend, don’t you sever
Us monsters got to stick together’

He would sneak in the castle at night
Always such a gentleman, always so polite
Our affairs are private; that’s how we keep it
There are two reasons why it’s called the Chamber of Secrets

Oh, we’ve been keeping this going for half a century
Now I’ve got Mudbloods to kill and he’s got a family
But I can’t deny this feeling; I can’t describe
And I love those webs that you spin
Would you mind if I were to slither in?

But I feel it coming now
I feel it in my very blood
The master will return
And it could mean the end of us

If the Heir returns to school
I’ll unleash my intended terror
And then I fear, oh, my dear
We won’t be together

So let’s run away, let’s run away, let’s run away
And find a place where we could stay
Where it would be just you and me
I hear the giant squid has a room free

Oh, let’s run away, let’s run away
I’ll find a place where we could stay
Where it would be just you and me
A Basilisk and an Acromantula
Oh, how in love we’d be

Oh, I’ve been keeping this going for half a century
Now I’ve got Mudbloods to kill and he’s got a family
But I can’t deny this feeling; I can’t describe
And I love those webs that you spin
Would you mind if I were to slither in?

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