Prefects Are Hot

  • Title: ‘Prefects Are Hot’
  • Band: The Moaning Myrtles
  • Album: Port-a-Potty EP (2006), Toilet Humor (2007)

Port-a-Potty EP (2006)

There’s a really neat trick I learned when you’re dead
You can walk through walls and not hurt your head
Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game
So I followed some prefects and spied without shame

Bathrooms are great places for peep shows
Cedric Diggory’s really hot without his clothes
A screeching egg’s secret he was trying to find
He knew I was watching, but he didn’t seem to mind

Death is way more fun with bubbles; that’s what I say
Death is way more fun with bubbles, mostly every day
Death is way more fun with bubbles; Myrtle likes to play
Death is way more fun with bubbles when they melt away

Prefects are freakin’ hot in any season
You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason

Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said ‘hey’
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs

I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
And what’s better than that – we don’t get STDs!

Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are really freakin’ hot

Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are really freakin’ hot

Prefects are hot (Ronald Weasley’s hot), prefects are hot (Remus Lupin’s hot)
Prefects are hot (Draco Malfoy’s hot), prefects are hot (Cedric Diggory’s hot)
Prefects are hot (Ernie Macmillan’s hot), prefects are hot (But Granger’s not hot)
Prefects are hot, really freakin’ hot

Toilet Humor (2007)

There’s a really neat trick I learned when you’re dead
You can walk through walls and not hurt your head
Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game
So I followed some prefects and spied without shame

Bathrooms are great places for peep shows
Cedric Diggory’s really hot without his clothes
A screeching egg’s secret he was trying to find
He knew I was watching, but he didn’t seem to mind

Death is way more fun with bubbles; that’s what I say
Death is way more fun with bubbles, mostly every day
Death is way more fun with bubbles; Myrtle likes to play
Death is way more fun with bubbles when they melt away

Prefects are freakin’ hot in any season
You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason

Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry, and so I said ‘hey’
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs

I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
But what’s better than that – we don’t get STDs!

Death is way more fun with bubbles; that’s what I say
Death is way more fun with bubbles, mostly every day
Death is way more fun with bubbles; Myrtle likes to play
Death is way more fun with bubbles when they melt away

Prefects are freakin’ hot in any season
You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason

Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are really freakin’ hot

Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are hot, prefects are hot
Prefects are really freakin’ hot

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