‘Nargles in the Mistletoe’ is a song by The Moaning Myrtles.
4. Nargles in the Mistletoe
The Moaning Myrtles
Jingle Spells 2 (10 December 2008)
Don’t mean to crash your party, I’m not being impolite
But the owl post simply lost my Slughorn party invite
And that’s when I saw it, it’s a way to get my wish
If I’m under this mistletoe, I might just get a kiss
OK, this plan’s not going so well; it must be ’cause I’m dead
And then I overheard something that Luna girl just said
There must be Nargles in the mistletoe, I should have known all along
I thought that no one liked me, but clearly I had it wrong
It’s Nargles in the mistletoe, keeping the boys away
Why do these Nargles have to ruin my chance for love on Christmas Day?
I’m not sure what they want, and I don’t know what they do
But if that crazy blonde girl says so, then I guess it must be true
How do I get rid of them? Can I use some kind of charm?
Could I repel them with a potion? If I must, I’ll do them harm
And if I don’t get kissed right now, you know I’m gonna whine
At those pesky critters keeping me from claiming what is rightfully mine
It’s Nargles in the mistletoe, I should have known all along
I thought that no one liked me, but clearly I had it wrong
It’s Nargles in the mistletoe, keeping the boys away
Why do those Nargles have to ruin my chance for love on Christmas Day?
Moaning Myrtle’s got a little issue
She might be a ghost, but she really wants to kiss you
Moaning Myrtle’s got a little issue
She might be a ghost, but she really wants to kiss you
Moaning Myrtle’s got a little issue
She might be a ghost, but she really wants to kiss you
Moaning Myrtle’s got a little issue
She really freaking wants to kiss you
Nargles in the mistletoe, I should have known all along
I thought that no one liked me, but clearly I had it wrong
It’s Nargles in the mistletoe, keeping the boys away
Why do those Nargles have to ruin my chance for love this Christmas?
Nargles in the mistletoe, I should have known all along
I thought that no one liked me, but clearly I had it wrong
Those Nargles in the mistletoe, keeping the boys away
Why do those Nargles have to ruin my chance for love on Christmas Day?
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