Don’t Throw That Book at Me


Toilet Humor (2007)

No one likes me, I can tell
Sitting in the U-bend, disregarding the smell
Go take a pee; it’s all fine and well
But don’t throw that book at me; you’ll go to hell

My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death

Contemplating suicide from what Peeves said
Then I remembered I’m already dead
I wanted peace and quiet; look what I got instead
Nothing but a stupid book falling through my head

My life was full of misery
But you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death

Let’s all throw books at Myrtle because she is dead
And you’ll win fifty points if it goes through her head
Let’s all throw books at Myrtle while she’s trying to pee
Just wait ’til it’s your turn and you’ll be sorry

Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny

Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny

My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death, hey!

Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny

Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny

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