And Then I Died

  • Title: ‘And Then I Died’
  • Band: The Moaning Myrtles
  • Album: Port-a-Potty EP (2006), Toilet Humor (2007)

Port-a-Potty EP (2006)

One rainy day at Hogwarts School
I got new glasses and I thought they were cool
Olive Hornby passed by; I said, ‘Don’t I look fly?’
She said, ‘No, ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool’

I went to the bathroom on the second floor
What was Olive thinking? She’s such a whore
So I started to bawl and ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking just outside of the wall

Get out of my bathroom; you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you; stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died

I don’t know what happened during that attack
My body seized up; everything went black
Then I floated away, and you know what they say
My life still sucked, so then I came back

That evil witch wouldn’t get away
I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day
‘Til the Ministry called, oh, and they were appalled
I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today

Get out of my bathroom; you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you; stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died

I’ve been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell
It’s not so bad if you ignore the smell
I was sorry to go, but there’s one thing I know
Olive Hornby is burning in hell

Out of my bathroom; you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you; stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes

And now I’m Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet
Olive Hornby got what was coming to her
As you know, nothing’s been the same
Ever since the day I …

Toilet Humor (2007)

One rainy day at Hogwarts School
I got new glasses and I thought they were cool
Olive Hornby passed by; I said, ‘Don’t I look fly?’
She said, ‘No, ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool’

I went to the bathroom on the second floor
What was Olive thinking? Now this is war
So I started to bawl and ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking just outside of the wall

Get out of my bathroom; you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you; stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died

I don’t know what happened during that attack
My body seized up; everything went black
Then I floated away, and you know what they say
My life still sucked, so then I came back

That evil witch wouldn’t get away
I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day
‘Til the Ministry called, oh, and they were appalled
I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today

Get out of my bathroom; you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you; stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died

I’ve been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell
It’s not so bad if you ignore the smell
I was sorry to go, but there’s one thing I know
Olive Hornby is burning in hell

Out of my bathroom; you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you; stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes

And now I’m Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet
Olive Hornby got what was coming to her
As you know, nothing’s been the same
Ever since the day I …

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