Basically the Man, Part 2 (Neville’s Song)


I never really asked for anything at all
Content in the greenhouse with my scarlet Remembrall
By the time I was grown, I was a BAMF, I was a teacher
But I never got the chance that I wanted to be featured

I just wanted the chance to avenge my mum and daddy
Kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J. K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I know she’s pretty cool, and she said that epic line
But I just don’t understand why Bellatrix could not be mine
I might be basically the man, but J. K. doesn’t think I am

J. K. Rowling, I have to ask
Why the heck did you have me kill the snake?
I know it was pretty important
But you could’ve given that job to Molly, or Ginny
Or Cho Chang, or Seamus, or Draco, or Hagrid
Or anybody else who wasn’t dead
I’m passing on the duty, ’cause I want Bellatrix’s head

I just wanted the chance to avenge my mum and daddy
Kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J. K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I know she’s pretty cool, and she said that epic line
But I just don’t understand why Bellatrix could not be mine
I might be basically the man, but J. K. doesn’t think I am

Bellatrix Lestrange, you’re a monster and a murderer
But J. K. Rowling, you’re almost as bad
I never ever ever made a single demand
But you gave away the one chance I had

I just wanted the chance to avenge my mum and daddy
Kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J. K. left it up to Molly Weasley

I just wanted the chance to avenge my mum and daddy
Kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J. K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I know she’s pretty cool, and she said that epic line
But I just don’t understand why Bellatrix could not be mine
I might be basically the man, but J. K. doesn’t think I am

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