Slytherin Weekend

  • Title: ‘Slytherin Weekend’
  • Band: Swish and Flick feat. Professor Snape
  • Album: With Love and Poison (2009)

[Swish:]
Slytherins work hard
Five days of the week
At the week’s end
It’s pleasure that we seek

No one really knows
What we get up to
In the Slytherin dungeons
This is what we do:

Fridays are for frisking
Saturdays, for snogging
Sundays are for sleeping in …
With each other!

Some think our behaviour
Is rather atrocious
But it’s in our nature
To be so precocious

We’re not frigid
We like to show affection
You can find us kissing
In the Restricted Section

It’s not even a secret
It’s really quite simple
Just look at our mascot:
It’s a phallic symbol!

[Snape:]
Fridays are for frisking
Saturdays, for snogging
Sundays are for sleeping in …
With each other!

[Swish:]
Vincent likes it rough
Gregory likes spanking
Marcus likes to watch
Blaise prefers wanking!

Millicent likes bullwhips
Theo likes ropes and knots
Daphne’s not the kinky sort
But likes to call the shots

Pansy likes Draco
But she’s willing to share
One night, we had a threesome
After playing truth or dare!

[Snape:]
Fridays are for frisking
Saturdays, for snogging
Sundays are for sleeping in …
With each other!

[Swish:]
We’re hot and we know it
We ain’t afraid to show it
We’ve got it, we flaunt it
And you know that you want it

We’re hot and we know it
We ain’t afraid to show it
We’ve got it, we flaunt it
And you know that you want it

[Snape:]
We’re hot and we know it
We’re not afraid to show it
We’ve got it, we flaunt it
And you know that you want it

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