Quidditch Witch


(Swish and Flick, Swish and Flick
This goes out to all my Quidditch witches)

You’re the witches of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams
The subject of many wizards’ wet dreams
You’re athletic and sexy; you’re fit, you’re fine
So damn hot it should be a crime

You can beat the Bludger; you can dodge it too
Score with the Quaffle and not let it through
You can fly like the wind, capture the Snitch
You’ve got mad skills, girl; you’re a hot Quidditch witch

You’re a hot witch, flying high above the pitch
Subjugate the competition, make ’em your bitch
You’re a hot witch
You’re a hot witch

You’re a hot witch, flying on your broom
When you walk in the room, all the boys go boom
You’re a hot witch
You’re a hot witch

Known for your talent as well as your looks
You’re not just sporty, you also read books
You’ve got brains and beauty, power and fame
Recognised by your faces and known by name:

Angelina, Alicia, Demelza and Cho
Katie and Ginny, no Slytherins, though (’cause they hoes)
Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker

(You can’t front on that!)

You’re a hot witch, flying high above the pitch
Subjugate the competition, make ’em your bitch
You’re a hot witch (Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters)
You’re a hot witch (Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker)

You’re a hot witch, fortune and fame
They screaming your name when you playing the game
You’re a hot witch (Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters)
You’re a hot witch (Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker)

You’re a hot witch, everybody screams
And all the boys dream to play on your teams
You’re a hot witch (Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters)
You’re a hot witch (Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker)

You can dodge a Bludger, you can capture the Snitch
You can score with the Quaffle; you’re a hot Quidditch witch
You’re a hot witch (Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters)
You’re a hot witch (Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker)

Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker
Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker

Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker
Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker

Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker
Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker

Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker
Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker

Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker
Chasers, Beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, Seeker, all the boys are weaker

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