If You Didn’t Come to Party

 

  • Title: ‘If You Didn’t Come to Party’
  • Band: Swish and Flick
  • Albums: In the House of Slytherin (2009), single (2020)

In the House of Slytherin (2009)

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
‘Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

Pansy thinks she’s all that, in her frilly pink dress
But she looks like a hot t****y mess
I see her rolling in with Draco, but I’m scheming on her man
She’s afraid I’m gonna steal him, ’cause she knows I can

All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone
And I bet you five Sickles he’s gonna take me home

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
‘Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

Drinking gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup
I’m gonna get real loose, I’m gonna get f—ed up
Some wizards can’t hold their liquor and they’re getting real sloppy
If you get much sicker, better go see Madam Poppy

Even Snape’s a little tipsy, and McGonagall is smoking
Trelawney’s drunk on sherry, and Dumbledore is toking
Why you trying to kill my buzz? You’re a prefect, not a narc
Why you gotta call the fuzz? Bitch, I got a Dark Mark!

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
If you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

The boys are feeling me tonight, they’re trying to get next to me
And we’re gonna have an orgy, ’cause we’re high on ecstasy
If you take Felix Felicis, you just may get lucky
But you gotta wait in line if you wanna fffff…friend me on Myspace

Don’t you call me a whore ’cause I like to get laid
I do this just for fun, I never get paid
So if you wanna get with me, don’t matter what house you’re from
So long as you promise me you’re gonna make me come … with you to the next Yule Ball

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a bitch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
‘Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

Pink Version (2020)

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
‘Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

Pansy thinks she’s all that, in her frilly pink dress
But she looks like a hot pink mess
I see her rolling in with Draco, but I’m scheming on her man
She’s afraid I’m gonna steal him, ’cause she knows I can

All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone
And I bet you five Sickles he’s gonna take me home

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
‘Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

Drinking gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup
I’m gonna get real loose, I’m gonna get f—ed up
Some wizards can’t hold their liquor and they’re getting real sloppy
If you get much sicker, better go see Madam Poppy

Even Snape’s a little tipsy, and McGonagall is smoking
Trelawney’s drunk on sherry, and Dumbledore is toking
Why you trying to kill my buzz? You’re a prefect, not a narc
Why you gotta call the fuzz? Bitch, I got a Dark Mark!

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
If you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

The boys are feeling me tonight, they’re trying to get next to me
And we’re gonna have an orgy, ’cause we’re high on ecstasy
If you take Felix Felicis, you just may get lucky
But you gotta wait in line if you wanna fffff…friend me on Myspace

Don’t you call me a whore ’cause I like to get laid
I do this just for fun, I never get paid
So if you wanna get with me, don’t matter what house you’re from
So long as you promise me you’re gonna make me come … with you to the next Yule Ball

If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a bitch up in the Great Hall
I’ll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you, like you’re that broke wizard Ron

If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rolling three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face
‘Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place

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