Scabbers and Ron (Freaky Little Man)


Your rat is a freaky little man
He’s a Death Eater, was part of a dark plan
He betrayed the parents of your best friend
Now they’re dead, and he’s going to kill again
Yeah, he’s going to kill again

Yes, it’s true he started as my pet
But I never took to him, not the way that you did
I think it’s sweet the way that you reacted
How your life had ended when you thought he was dead

Every boy needs a best friend
Yours just turned out to be a freaky little man
He’s done things that I’ll never understand
First he cut off his finger; next, he’ll cut off his hand

And how many nights did you spend with that murderer in your room?
With nothing to do except to stare at you, watch while you snooze?

Your rat is a freaky little man
He’s a Death Eater, was part of a dark plan
He betrayed the parents of your best friend
Now they’re dead, and he’s going to kill again
Yeah, he’s going to kill again

When you’re lazy, we can always tell
Because The Burrow starts to fill with that horrible smell
We get on to you for days and days
Before you finally clean out that full-grown man’s cage

Is it cute when he eats from your hand?
That freaky little man nibbling from your hand?
And when it’s stormy, I bet it’s nice
To have him to hold tight, protect you through the night

And how many secrets did you whisper and keep just between you two
Of dreams you’d hope would come true of Hermione and you?

Now, he’s telling You-Know-Who
Now, he’s telling You-Know-Who

Scabbers is not a rat; he’s a man
Which makes it weird that you used to play with him
Scabbers is not a rat; he’s a man
And I bet he’s missing his old friend

Scabbers is not a rat; he’s a man
Which makes it weird that you used to play with him
Scabbers is not a rat; he’s a man
And I bet he’s missing his old friend

Your rat is a freaky little man
He’s a Death Eater, was part of a dark plan
He betrayed the parents of your best friend
Now they’re dead, and he’s going to kill again
Yeah, he’s …

Your rat is a freaky little man
He’s a Death Eater, was part of a dark plan
He betrayed the parents of your best friend
Now they’re dead, and he’s going to kill again
Yeah, he’s going to kill again

He’s a freaky little man

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