Ron

  • Title: ‘Ron’ (2015); ‘Which is Witch’ (2016)
  • Band: Percy and the Prefects
  • Albums: Album Demos (2015), Which is Witch Demos (2016)

Album Demos (2015)

Last week we found
Hanging up upside down
A Petrified Mrs Norris
Enemies of the Heir
Written here, beware
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

As a prefect, I must protect my fellow students of Hogwarts
I skip dinner just to see her, but what do I find?

Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom

First of all, you appear
In this hall; listen here
Ron, you’re a prime suspect
Second thing, ladies room
What’s wrong with you?
Ron, that’s a girl’s bathroom

Can’t you see the difference between the signs marking the toilets?
Which is witch and which is wizard? It can’t be that hard

Last year, Halloween
When you saved Hermione
They found you in the girls’ bathroom
That one time, let it slide
But now you’re back inside
Ron, don’t make this a habit

And if anything, think about me – your wonderful prefect brother Percy
If people assume you’re in the women’s room, it looks bad on me

Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom

Which is Witch Demos (2016)

Last week we found
Hanging up upside down
A Petrified Mrs Norris
Enemies of the Heir
Written here, beware
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

As a prefect, I must protect my fellow students of Hogwarts
I skip dinner just to see her, but what do I find?

Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom

First of all, you appear
In this hall; listen here
Ron, you’re a prime suspect
Second thing, ladies room
What’s wrong with you?
Ron, that’s a girl’s bathroom

Can’t you see the difference between the signs marking the toilets?
Which is witch and which is wizard? It can’t be that hard

Last year, Halloween
When you saved Hermione
They found you in the girls’ bathroom
That one time, let it slide
But now you’re back inside
Ron, don’t make this a habit

And if anything, think about me – your wonderful prefect brother Percy
If people assume you’re in the women’s room, it looks bad on me

Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom
Ron, stop going into the girl’s bathroom

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