The Year Harry Went Emo


Summer, hot and long
On a parched-grass lawn
A boy off alone, sits alone
He needs some Weasley pranks
To relieve his wizard angst
But all he’s got are CDs by
My Chemical Romance

This year is going pretty crap
So will this be the year that …

He cries at Cedric Diggory’s death
He cries when he takes a Bludger to the head
He cries ’cause Hermione’s too well-read
Yeah, he cries

The Boy Who Lived, now in year five
Gets called the Boy Who Lied
But he’s just the boy who cried
‘Cause this is the year that Harry went emo

A Dementor attack
And his cousin’s fat
Some old woman with a cat
Their only saviour
He misses Sirius Black
And Michael Gambon’s acting’s crap
Yeah, this is definitely the year for wizard angst
The year of wizard angst

He cries, and now Dumbledore is gone
He cries, everything looks wrong
He cries worse than Dobby in Ron’s thong
Well, maybe not that bad

But everyone he loves just dies
On every date his girlfriend cries
It should come as no surprise
That this is the year that Harry went emo

He can’t get Voldemort out of his head
He can’t get Cho Chang in his bed
The Prophet‘s out to tell everyone he says lies
And still Snape seems to like his eyes
Snape really, really seems to like his eyes
It’s kind of weird how Snape really likes his eyes
His eyes (his eyes, his eyes)

He cries ’cause Cedric Diggory’s dead
He cries when he takes a Bludger to the head
He cries, can’t get Cho Chang in his bed
Yeah, he cries

Hopefully by book six
He’ll be able to resist
The urge to cut his wrists
‘Cause this is the year
It’s just for this year
Thank God it’s only one year
That Harry went emo

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