A Ministry-approved Christmas

  • Title: ‘A Ministry-approved Christmas’
  • Band: Peeved
  • Album: Jingle Spells 2 (2008)
  • Original song: ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas’ by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to you on behalf of the Ministry of Magic to wish you a most pleasant and orderly Christmas. We here at the Ministry want everyone to have an enjoyable time throughout this holiday season; and so, we have issued a list of guidelines to ensure a safe and worry-free Christmas is enjoyed by all:

Ensure no Christmas decorations are placed within five feet of all exits, as this could create an obstruction in an emergency.

Each lit candle must be accompanied by a twelve-litre bucket of water.

No Christmas carols are to be sung after 8pm, as to avoid excessive noise levels.

And be sure not to exceed Ministry -approved recommended allowance of servings of sprouts.

Please familiarise yourself with not just these rules, but also with the additional guidelines laid out in the seventeen-page document enclosed with this letter.

And then … well …

Have yourself a Ministry-approved Christmas
Have yourself a little Ministry-approved Christmas (it’s the best there is, you know)
Have yourself a Ministry-approved Christmas (everyone join in!)
Have yourself a Ministry-approved Christmas

Have yourself a Ministry-approved Christmas
Yes, have yourself a little Ministry-approved Christmas
Have yourself a Ministry-approved Christmas
Have yourself a Ministry-approved Christmas

Yours faithfully,
Junior Assistant to the Minister of Magic,
Percy Weasley

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