Insufferable Know-It-All Hermione Granger

  • Title: ‘Insufferable Know-It-All Hermione Granger’
  • Band: Gred and Forge
  • Album: What Witches Want (2008)

You think we play too much; we think you don’t play enough
You study day and night, while we get by on luck
Well, we each got three OWLs, but that’s three more than we need
‘Cause when we leave Hogwarts, we will do just what we please

Insufferable know-it-all Hermione Granger
Our brother loves you, but he acts just like a stranger ’round you
Insufferable know-it-all Hermione Granger
You need to know the difference between fun and danger

You scowl at our long hair and at our wrinkled robes
When we get out our Snackboxes, you turn up your nose
You yell at us for our pranks and we don’t say a word
We would never call you ‘Mudblood’, but we’ll call you ‘turd’

Insufferable know-it-all Hermione Granger
Our brother loves you, but he acts just like a stranger ’round you
Insufferable know-it-all Hermione Granger
There’s a big difference between recreation and danger

[spoken:]
[Fred:] Let’s make a list of some things Hermione doesn’t like. Ready, George?
[George:] All right, Fred.
[Fred:] Let’s go. Fun.
[George:] Jokes.
[Fred:] Sports.
[George:] Pranks.
[Fred:] Jokes.
[George:] Fred.
[Fred:] Me.
[George:] George.
[Fred:] You.
[George:] Laughing.
[Fred:] Zonko’s.

[Fred:] Fun.
[George:] Jokes.
[Fred:] Pranks.
[George:] Fun.
[Fred:] George.
[George:] Games.
[Fred:] Jokes.
[George:] Sports.
[Fred:] You.
[George:] George.
[Fred:] Zonko’s.
[George:] Fred.
[Fred:] You.
[George:] Me.
[Fred:] Fun.
[George:] Fun!

[sung:]
Insufferable know-it-all Hermione Granger
Our brother loves you, but he acts just like a stranger ’round you
Insufferable know-it-all Hermione Granger
You need to realise that fun doesn’t lead to danger every time

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